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X-Men- Bunty aur Hungry style

July 9, 2011 6 comments

Bunty Aur Hungry Style tribute to one of the best comics series in the world:

Once Upon a time…..

Professor Charles Francis Xavier was sitting in his long flight from New Delhi to New York. With him , were his 2 new recruits for his Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. These seven year olds were not giving him pleasant ride.

On his right was a fat kid who had already spilled two glasses of iced-tea and already ordered the 3rd glass. Every 15 minutes, he complained about the quality of food on board and how badly the chef has mixed the species. The name of the kid was Bunty.

On his left, there was another fat kid who was making most of his first class ticket. Endlessly ordering something to eat, he already ate a lot for a seven year old. Occasionally exploding smelly farts, he was nothing but the pain for the veteran. The stewardess on plane had no option but to tolerate the behavior of the kid given the stature of accompany he had. For Professor, it was not an easy recruit as they both were first of their kind.  They were “Food Mutants”

Real story

Early Life at the X-Mansion

Not much to everyone’ surprise, the duo didnt like the life at the mansion. They were too different from others. Others in the mansion had doubts of their recruitment. Scott a.k.a Cyclops  questioned the professor’s judgement because he felt that they were neither gift to the world and nor the curse. But the professor sensed that their abilities will someday help the world and with proper training they can become good asset to the team.

However, Charles fear came true. Both Bunty and Hungry decided to leave the mansion and return to India. They wowed never to come back. On a good note to the Professor , they promised to never misuse their powers.

Special Powers

Bunty: Bunty is the super-generic mutant chef . Some of his notable super-powers are as under:

1. Tele-food-pathy: One of the special ability of Bunty can communicate with foods, can judge their state of preparation from notable distance and can also find out ways to make them taste better.

2. Jet-chopping: Bunty can chop at the speed of jet-plane’s speed without ever hurting himself.

3. Taste Manipulation: Bunty can control the food and can manipulate them . He can save them from becoming rotten and can protect them from fungus and other natural exposure.

Hungry: Hungry is super food hogger who can eat as much as he wants becuase of his following abilities:

1. Quick Digestion: One of the super-abilities of Hungry is that he can digest as soon as he eats. He can also manipulate his digestion when food is scare. Hungry’s taste bud can identity more than million kinds of herbs and species.

2. Super-Farts: This is one of his Illuminati power that he can fart at will, controlling its smell, sound and direction.

3. Tele-portation: When Hungry farts at a speed of 50 fart units(500 times faster than ordinary farts!), he can experience brief teleportation. in the opposite direction of the fart.

 

However, spite of being powerful food mutants, the duo do not use their abilities and enjoy their life as normal being.

 

 

Bunty Aur Hungry

Return of Bunty Aur Hungry

July 3, 2011 4 comments

Its not easy to live a life in exile. Over past few months, we have received numerous mails from our fans mainly with concerns about the cracks between the duo. The uprising of the fans reached to its boiling point when group of extremist fans announced that they would go on hunger strike. As a foodist, both Hungry and Bunty  denounce the use of hunger strike as protest.

We, with our heart aching for those who are hungry for our cause decided to come out of exile and do what we wanted the most. We are coming back to this blog with our same old promise.”to entertain you with our food experience and our food fantasies.”

We know that this doesn’t answer most of your questions. Why would we stop writing when this blog bought us world full of fame?

The answer is simple. It bought us no money!!(ouch)

As the days passed by, both Bunty and Hungry got busy in their real world. While Bunty was trying to catch the latter of corporate world to become the top pro in MNC company, Hungry took the other way and is trying to build his own company which would one day become multi-billion corporation. ()

But now, we promise to be back to our playground. After all, all you need is love.. And this is were we get all our love..

So people, fasten your seat belt :   Coz “We are BAck

"Say no to Hunger"

We want to thank every one who gave us support and love. Here are few words from our celebratory fans:

“Whats the point of eating if bunty is not cooking”

-Anna Hazare (social activist)

“If they(Bunty and Hungry) wont write again, I wont act again. Dhoom 3 will be my last movie”

-Uday Chopra (self claimed actor, son of his father)

“I will make a statue and dedicate a park in their name if they come back”

– Mayawati (politician and collector)

P.S: We neither want Anna to stop protesting, neither we want Uday Chopra to act again. Also, we dont want statue or park with our name. We just want your love.

Read few of our last few posts to refresh some memories.

Waiting for your comments.

(Bunty Aur Hungry)

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